Maid Of Honour Speech – Nuff said!
Let me tell a love story from some time ago
With awkward beginnings of two that I know
It’s a tale of stumbles, no kiss and finally a win
I won’t take too long so let me begin.
Two girls in pyjamas lay talking one night
With giggles and gossip and eager delight
The loud kiwi piped up, yes you guessed it that’s “Skye”
And said “ok ok ok soooo I kinda met this guy”
“Guy? When? Who?” I gave her this look….
“When were you going to tell me so we can stalk his Facebook!!!!”
In a flash we logged on and soon we could see
That in his profile picture he too looked kiwi??
Do you think he is mauri, from the islands Or not?
“Don’t know” said Skye “but bloody hell he is hot.”
So a date was set by the forward miss Skye.
Just casual coffee to meet up with the guy.
3 hours it took for her to be ready to go
When asked what time she was leaving Last minute Skye said “no”.
You’re bloody going Skye I said. He may be the love of your life.
You’ll fall deeply in love, and then turn into his wife!!!!
Yeah right!? She laughed back and with a nervous “okay”.
Left for the fateful coffee that lead us here to today.
On return home I waited for the story from you.
Was it good? Is he kiwi? Is there a chance for date two.
It was good. We talked and kiwi he is not.
He’s part Filipino, is tall and man he is hot.
Time passed more coffees and a few dates along.
Skye came to me and said “babe something is wrong”
He hasn’t kissed me yet. It’s weird. I don’t want to say…
I’m hearing you babe… I gotcha…. you think that he’s gay???
Noo!!!!! Not gay. But maybe just a little bit shy.
So tonight I’m on a mission to lock lips with the guy.
So she planted one on him and every day since.
And today she locked down her hetero prince.
To stand with you today fills me with pride.
As Wayne scored himself the most beautiful bride
I’m privileged for you story, I was seated in front row
To watch your beginnings and see your love grow.
You leave here today as husband and wife
To sit next to each other on the ride we call life.
There will be times when things don’t go to plan
Like cleaning up toenail clippings by one particular man
But for you Wayne I’m here to give you a hot tip.
Be sure to catch Skye when she throws down into a dip.
Thank you to Skye for being my best friend
And you know I’m here for you till the end
But I know I need not worry, or feeling of reserve
For you have found the perfect partner who is the man that you deserve.